Centurion is the kind of movie where a lot of people get shot with arrows.
Centurion is the kind of movie where people say things like, "You escaped the clutches of Gorlacon," and "I owe allegiance to no man but whom I choose," and "Now we are the prey."
Centurion is also the kind of movie where people say things like, "When will they learn not to f*** with the Ninth [Legion]?"
Centurion is the kind of movie where the sword budget was higher than the pants budget.
Centurion is the kind of movie where a dude who's been run through with a spear doesn't pull it out but simply aims the point of it at his enemy and impales him with it, too, while it's still stuck through his own body.
Centurion is the kind of movie that Gladiator would have been if Gladiator had been directed by Tony Scott instead of Ridley Scott.
Centurion is the kind of movie where you keep thinking there are going to be dragons, but then there aren't.
Centurion is the kind of movie where the Romans speak English with British accents, while the people living in the British Isles speak a language that requires subtitles.
Centurion is the kind of movie where the characters are named things like Virilus, Thax, Vortix, Maximus, and Imogen Poots. (Correction: Imogen Poots is actually the name of one of the stars, not a character.)
Pikem arvustus tuleb hiljem... peab ootama.
Jeremy Irons ka veel pealekauba.
